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| I found my old yearbooks and foolishly read through them. I
discovered that in 6th grade, many authors of my auspicious annual
wrote "Frank, you're weird...but that's okay." In 8th grade,
these authors wrote "Frank, you're the funniest person." And by
12 grade, they wrote "Frank, you're the best person ever." My
sensitive soul will always be grateful that we all learned to be less
honest as we grew older.
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| In times of uncertainty, remember: The answer to the Ultimate
Question of Life, the Universe, and
Everything is 42; The secret of life is something about protein; and the meaning of life [n. (līf)] is to live.
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| I despise things that I don't understand. This is why I hate hippos, rabbits, and upstate New York.
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| There's talk about whether or not the ongoing sectarian conflict in
Iraq can be classified as a "civil war." This semantic debate
over an obvious reality, though academic, has still shaken all my
beliefs. Can it truly be that things that appear to be one way
cannot be labeled as they should? Are the once iron-meaning of
words so malleable that words no longer have a strict definition but
rather can be used interchangably on a whim? Can a fork really be a
hippopotamus and if so,
why would I use a a hippopatamus for my Caesar Salad and not the
appropriate Salad Hippopotamus?
I am no longer sure of anything in life or in utensils.
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| Boregon
Eon/Peon
Horrigan?
Things that rhyme with Oregon.
On a side note, I'm getting tired of states with stupid pronunciations.
States that are on my list:
OregIN
MissourAH
ArkanSAW
Worthless...I mean Wyoming.
and the fan favorite-.
IllinOI
You're on the list too FlORIDA.
stupid state.
Should be Flarida
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